December 2009
I'M READY TO GO IN, COACH, JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE....
(via mastodonstorm)
10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling →
alicetimes10:
somethingintellectual:
…and how to fix it!
ROBERT PATTINSON COMFIRMS HE'S GAY. →
alicetimes10:
(via thelovelybones)
Browser Pong →
sabino:
OMFG
meepmeepmeep:
...
The Gang Gets Whacked Part 1
Charlie: We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home, if you follow me.
Guy: No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about…
Charlie: These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away.
Guy: I don't get what the hell you're talking about...
Charlie: All right, these are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder, and you snort them up through your nose, and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Colombia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with propane.
Guy: So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?
CREATIVE PUNS FOR ‘EDUCATED MINDS’
justbecalm:
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The...
