January 2010
textsfromlastnight:
(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
(1-205): You said “This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
(205): This explains so much.
textsfromlastnight:
(918): I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
:’D
50 Interesting Facts
somethingintellectual:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side. 2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 4. Your tongue is germ...
There is a character in the Greek script that...
ϟ should be used more.
“If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you...”
– Penny Lane, Almost Famous (via movieoftheday) (via solielnoir)
fmylife:
Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don’t like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women’s tennis. FML
:’)
“The thing that offends me the most is every time I hear the word the N-word. Not...”
– Louis CK. (via whydoihaveablog) (via danielholter)
